AM still laughing
Wednesday, 2 September 2015
GRASS TO GRACE STORIES OF CELEBRITIES
Nicki Minaj
Onika Maraj lived with her grandmother until the age of 5, when she reunited with her parents who moved to America for a better life. Her father was violent and was struggling with an addiction to crack cocaine. One night he even tried to set their house on fire. “He did burn the house down. It wasn’t an attempt, he did! My mother was in the house and she had to run out at the last minute,” Minaj said.
Lionel Messi
At the age of 11, Lionel Messi was diagnosed with a growth hormone deficiency. The treatment cost $900 a month, which his family could not afford. The sporting director of FC Barcelona heard about Messi’s story and arranged a trial with the team. With no other paper at hand, he offered Messi a contract written on a napkin. Barcelona paid all of Messi’s medical bills on the condition that he moved to Spain. Today, the superstar is an ambassador for UNICEF.
Bill Gates
The richest man in the world failed his first business. He once
created a company called Traf-O-Data, which was a device that could read
traffic tapes and process data. Gates
and his business partner could not get the device to work. The company
had only modest success, but the experience was critical in the creation
of Microsoft a few years later.
Eminem
Eminem has been pretty outspoken about his troubled lifestyle. He grew up in a trailer home, witnessed domestic violence against his mother and was bullied. He had a rocky relationship with his mother, but in 2014, in his song called Headlights, the rapper apologized and expressed his love for his mother. Eminem is considered to be one of the greatest hip-hop artists of all time. Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry did not have the best relationship with his father, Emmitt Perry, Sr. He was constantly beat and abused. He even contemplated suicide at some point to escape from his father’s beatings. He developed a different kind of relationship with his mother, who used to take him to his “happy place”: church. When he was 16, he changed his name from Emmitt to Tyler in order to distance himself from his father. Many years later, a DNA test confirmed that Emmitt Sr. is not Tyler’s biological father.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein did not speak until the age of four. His teachers thought he was lazy. He always managed to maintain good grades, eventually developed the theory of relativity and turned out to be one of the greatest scientists of all time.
Richard Branson
Serial entrepreneur Richard Branson was not the best student. He always performed poorly on standardized tests because he had dyslexia. He adapted his management style to his learning disability and built the Virgin empire. According to Forbes, he is now worth $5.1 billion.
THIS BILLIONAIRE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING RICH
Any suggestions to help him ?
Billionaire Markus Persson creator of minecraft has posted a series of messages on Twitter that seem to confirm that money does not buy happiness.
In one tweet, Mr Persson wrote: "The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and
DR OBAHIAGBON WORD OF THE DAY FOR SEPT 2 2015
FUN FACT OF THE DAY 2/9/15
AFRICAN FIRST LADIES
Mirror ,Mirror on the Wall who is the fairest(Most Beautiful) of the first ladies
I think our first lady is the most beautiful,do you agree ? or do you agree ?
THE SUMMER TRANSFERS WHICH FAILED TO HAPPEN
1. Paul Pogba to Chelsea: For a while it seem
Chelsea was going to sign Pogba earlier in the transfer window. The
midfielder was identified by Mourinho as that man to sit at the base of
the midfield with Matic whith Fabregas moving to a number 10. role but
Pogba was made the number 10 in Juventus and given the legendary shirt
number worn by the likes of Zidane, Carlos Tevez and Alessandro Del
Piero.
Contrary to reports, Barcelona said Pogba was never close to signing for them and they never made or even though of making an offer for him.
Contrary to reports, Barcelona said Pogba was never close to signing for them and they never made or even though of making an offer for him.
SEE THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN A STUDENT AND HIS LECTURER
Tuesday, 1 September 2015
9 THINGS NIGERIAN STUDENTS DO AFTER CHECK THEIR RESULTS
1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades 😀
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
Which one do you do ?
Source;naija loaded
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades 😀
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
Which one do you do ?
Source;naija loaded
1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/10-ways-every-nigerian-student-reacts-after-checking-hisher-semester-result-2/#sthash.9Fl4J8Ar.dpuf
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/10-ways-every-nigerian-student-reacts-after-checking-hisher-semester-result-2/#sthash.9Fl4J8Ar.dpuf
1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/10-ways-every-nigerian-student-reacts-after-checking-hisher-semester-result-2/#sthash.9Fl4J8Ar.dpuf
After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded “A”
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because they were fortunate to hit high scores while others didn’t, these ones will be walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
I observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators
These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an “A” or “B”. When they score “D or F”, they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score “A”, they will say that is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades
6. “Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course” Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees saying ope ooo !!! Thank God say this man give me LET MY PEOPLE GO
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don’t want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/10-ways-every-nigerian-student-reacts-after-checking-hisher-semester-result-2/#sthash.9Fl4J8Ar.dpuf
SEE A PIC OF KOREDE BELLO AND DON JAZZYS MOM
Their hair looks alot alike
Over
the weekend, ‘mega super star’ Korede Bello, who has been in London for
a while, was at Julius Agwu’s comedy show, Crack Ya Ribs.
Yesterday, Don Jazzy posted a picture of his mom with Korede Bello, which he captioned: “Whose hair has more ororo? Mega superstar @KoredeBello or my sweet Mother.”
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/photo-korede-bello-vs-don-jazzys-mom-who-do-you-think-is/#sthash.MhM6ZJYD.dpuf
Yesterday, Don Jazzy posted a picture of his mom with Korede Bello, which he captioned: “Whose hair has more ororo? Mega superstar @KoredeBello or my sweet Mother.”
- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2015/09/01/photo-korede-bello-vs-don-jazzys-mom-who-do-you-think-is/#sthash.MhM6ZJYD.dpuf
CAN RONDA ROUSEY BEAT FLOYD MAYWEATHER ?
My Mum and i were discussing this and she said Mayweather will crush her but i said she'll beat him
DO YOU THINK HE CAN BEAT MAYWEATHER ?
A theoretical Rousey vs. Mayweather fight. Boxer Floyd Mayweather and MMA fighter Ronda Rousey
It began on Wednesday when Rousey said that she actually earns more per second than Mayweather does. The following day Mayweather disputed this and argued, "She will never be at my status."
The pair have been going at it for some time now. At the ESPY awards last month, Rousey won both best fighter and best female athlete. She also took some shots at Mayweather.
In an interview before the show, Rousey had some choice words for Mayweather, who has been pleaded guilty to multiple charges of domestic violence against women over the years. Rousey wondered "how Floyd feels being beat by a woman for once."
CELEBRITY LOOK ALIKES
Javier Bardem & Jeffery Dean Morgan
Chad Smith (Red Hot Chili Peppers) & Will Ferrell
America Ferrera & Jordin Sparks
Krysten Ritter & Anne Hathaway
Blake Lively & Ke$ha
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